what if one year they replaced the oscar trophies with these things
and watched all the actors try to hold onto them on stage
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what if one year they replaced the oscar trophies with these things
and watched all the actors try to hold onto them on stage
(Source: sayakakyouko, via kinghat)
Bradley and Jennifer after Jennifer wins Best Actress
HUGH JACKMAN AND BRADLEY COOPER WENT TO HELP HER LIKE TWO OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MEN IN HOLLYWOOD WERE WORRIED ABOUT HER WELLBEING
I would have linked arms with both bearded men and had them escort me the rest of the way.
MEN.
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The after-school sitcoms of today need more Topangas.
The world of today needs more Topangas.amen.
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Time for another edition of “What Lies Did They Make Up About Me Today?”
1. According to the ever-reliable “Reveal Magazine” (had you heard of it before?), my trendsetter days are limited. “Katie has been returning unsolicited gifts and loans from designers for Suri since she arrived in New York. She’s issued instructions to remove Suri from all freebie lists. Tom loved to spoil Suri and indulge her, but Katie has other ideas.” I think it’s so cute that people thought Tom was stocking my closet. While the man does love a good pump, do you think a guy who clings to every spare quarter-inch he’s got would be buying heels for anyone who’s going to stand near him ever? People, I have my own American Express black card. Don’t worry.
2. The Daily News is reporting that Tom and I were involved in a high-speed chase with the paparazzi trailing us. This has been vastly overblown. Really, we were just sitting in a car while he sang the “Mission: Impossible” theme and “drummed” on the headrest. Insufferable.
3. Katie is returning to Broadway in a play called Dead Accounts, playing “a fairly unglamorous character.” This is true, and it is hilarious. Only you call it a play, and I call it EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE.
Arrested Development
Community
Lost
GLEE
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